{"id":142,"date":"2026-09-12T02:35:33","date_gmt":"2026-09-12T02:35:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/altermeta.net\/2025\/?page_id=142"},"modified":"2026-09-12T20:01:11","modified_gmt":"2026-09-12T20:01:11","slug":"sasha-alexain-classic","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/altermeta.net\/2025\/sasha-alexain-classic\/","title":{"rendered":"Sasha Alexain &#8211; Altermeta Classic"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"486\" height=\"1100\" src=\"http:\/\/altermeta.net\/2025\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/sasha.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-133\" srcset=\"http:\/\/altermeta.net\/2025\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/sasha.png 486w, http:\/\/altermeta.net\/2025\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/sasha-133x300.png 133w, http:\/\/altermeta.net\/2025\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/sasha-452x1024.png 452w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 486px) 100vw, 486px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Age: 27 (Human equivilant: 16)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Gender: Sometimes difficult to tell externally, but male.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Color: Green<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Height: 4\u20192\u201d or 1.26 m.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Hair: Blonde<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Eyes: Baby Blue<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Weight: 68lbs or 30.8kg<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Bloodline: Csyelusian<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Distinct marks: Red speckles behind the eyes and inside the ears. Sasha uses make-up to connect them. He also has extensive red markings on his stomach and tail.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Virgin: Status unconfirmed, but highly suspect.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Short male, bit dorky and innocent all around, but in a way that girls find more cute than stupid. His antics are generally harmless so he&#8217;s seen as kinda the group mascot in his own way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sasha\u2019s personality is easily summed up as annoyingly positive. He could also be described as a contradiction of what it means to be a guy. He loves to step up and be a man when he can, but he generally fails in that field. Despite his failures, he doesn\u2019t let that stop him from wanting to be the \u2018hero\u2019 type, idolizing comic book and sci-fi\/fantasy heroes who are always helping people. The only thing stopping him from achieving that goal in reality is his body. Somehow genetics weren\u2019t kind to him, leaving him to be a \u2018bishi\u2019 (see girly boy) in build. Despite being mistaken for a girl sometimes, this doesn\u2019t stop him from loving the female form. In essence, girly in body, nerdy of mind, male in deed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sasha isn\u2019t exactly the smartest cookie, but nor is he dumb. Somehow, he just tends to lack common sense, lending him that innocent attitude that the girls find endearing. He has the drive and motivation; it just needs some direction in which to go. For now, he uses it help others when and where he can and be the best Dragonball player possible. While not the biggest or strongest player on the field, his agility and speed make up for it. While valued as a player, his abilities don\u2019t make him any more popular. In fact, most of the other guys on the team view him as a towel boy\u2026er\u2026girl\u2026er\u2026thing\u2026 Come on, he looks like a GIRL!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When it comes down to it though, Sasha copes well with the stresses of high school by just having a big imagination, seeking out \u2018adventure\u2019, and the ability to entertain himself. Any time he hits a low point, it lasts only a short time before his enthusiastic nature comes back.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sasha loves his family, but he&#8217;d rather they backed out of his personal life a bit more. Sergei and Doris Alexain are very protective of their youngest, rambunctious offspring (sheltering him heavily).&nbsp; They like to keep tabs on who his friends are and where he is at all times.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">His sister, Natasha Alexain, is in college and living in dorms a few hours away. So she visits only every so often.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FUN FACT 1: Sasha&#8217;s lips have been in question quite a bit since the 3rd incarnation. Is it lipstick? Is it natural colour? Well, so far the artist states: &#8220;It&#8217;s artistic license.&#8221; Which can be any and all of the above.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FUN FACT 2: Sasha fears that his shower loufa is possessed by an agent of the Matrix and occasionally talks to him&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Short male, bit dorky and innocent all around, but in a way that girls find more cute than stupid. His antics are generally harmless so he&#8217;s seen as kinda the group mascot in his own way. Sasha\u2019s personality is easily summed up as annoyingly positive. 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